Day one of free agency is always a lot to digest.
It’s like trying to consume a nine-course meal, and just when you can’t handle any more, Woj emerges from the kitchen with dessert.
So to help you wrap your head around the non-stop moving and shaking, we’ve compiled a list of every single transaction so far.
Here we go…
Kyrie Irving – Brooklyn Nets (4 years, $141M)
The lovable, innocent, blue collar Nets have officially been corrupted.
Kevin Durant – Brooklyn Nets (4 years, $164M)
After a lifetime of paying big money to guys with injury problems, James Dolan taking a stand now is beyond amazing.
Jimmy Butler – Miami Heat (4 years, $142M)
The Heat have always run a boot camp-style regime (complete with regularly scheduled body fat testing), so what better man for the team than Jimmy Butler?
D’Angelo Russell – Golden State Warriors (4 years, $117M)
Every time someone cuts the Warriors’ head off, they grow three more.
Kemba Walker – Boston Celtics (4 years, $141M)
First Isaiah, then Kyrie, then Kemba. Danny Ainge is hoping for third time lucky.
Klay Thompson – Golden State Warriors (5 years, $190M)
The Warriors were never offering less than the max, and Klay never wanted to leave.
Damian Lillard – Portland Trail Blazers (4 years, $194M)
Dame’s OKC game-winner was arguably worth $194 million on its own.
Al Horford – Philadelphia 76ers (4 years, $109M)
After acquiring starpower above all else last season, the Sixers are now finding the perfect balance between talent and fit.
Tobias Harris – Philadelphia 76ers (5 years, $180M)
Right, well that’s a lot of money for your fourth most important guy.
Khris Middleton – Milwaukee Bucks (5 years, $178M)
Heading into next season, Middleton might be the league’s most boring and important secondary star, all at the same time.
DeAndre Jordan – Brooklyn Nets (4 years, $40M)
Find someone who gets you paid like Kevin Durant gets DeAndre Jordan paid.
Julius Randle – New York Knicks (3 years, $63M)
The Knicks finally got Zion… without the hops.
Derrick Rose – Detroit Pistons (2 years, $15M)
If Tom Thibodeau was capable of human thoughts and feelings, a single tear would’ve run down his cheek today.
Trevor Ariza – Sacramento Kings (2 years, $25M)
After having some great years with the Lakers and Rockets, Ariza is apparently now just jumping from terrible franchise to terrible franchise.
JJ Redick – New Orleans Pelicans (2 years, $26.5M)
The Pelicans clearly heard your jokes about their lack of shooting.
Kristaps Porzingis – Dallas Mavericks (5 years, $158M)
Jamal Murray – Denver Nuggets (5 year, $170M extension)
Malcom Brogdon – Indiana Pacers (4 years, $85M)
Harrison Barnes – Sacramento Kings (4 years, $85M)
Bojan Bogdanovic – Utah Jazz (4 years, $73M)
Terry Rozier – Charlotte Hornets (3 years, $58M)
Nikola Vucevic – Orlando Magic (4 years, $100M)
Josh Richardson – Philadelphia 76ers
Derrick Favours – New Orleans (traded in exchange for picks)
Andre Iguodala – Memphis Grizzlies (trade/salary dump)
Terrence Ross – Orlando Magic (4 years, $54M)
Brook Lopez – Milwaukee Bucks (4 years, $52M)
Robin Lopez – Milwaukee Bucks (2 years, $10M)
Ricky Rubio – Phoenix Suns (3 years, $51M)
Jonas Valanciunas – Memphis Grizzlies (3 years, $45M)
Thaddeus Young – Chicago Bulls (3 years, $41M)
Patrick Beverley – LA Clippers (3 years, $40M)
Dewayne Dedmon – Sacramento Kings (3 years, $41M)
Corey Joseph – Sacramento Kings (3 years, $37M)
Rudy Gay – San Antonio Spurs (2 years, $32M)
Jeremy Lamb – Indiana Pacers (3 years, $31.5M)
Bobby Portis – New York Knicks (2 years, $31M)
George Hill – Milwaukee Bucks (3 years, $29M)
Al-Farouq Aminu – Orlando Magic (3 years, $29M)
Reggie Bullock – New York Knicks (2 years, $21M)
Taj Gibson – New York Knicks (2 years, $20M)
Ed Davis – Utah Jazz (2 years, $10M)
Rodney Hood – Portland Trail Blazers (2 years, $16M)
Nerlens Noel – Oklahoma City Thunder
Mike Scott – Philadelphia 76ers (2 years, $9.8M)
Thomas Bryant – Washington Wizards (3 years, $25M)
DeMarre Carroll – San Antonio Spurs (2 years, $13M)
Garrett Temple – Brooklyn Nets (2 years, $10M)
Mike Muscala – Oklahoma City Thunder
Danuel House – Houston Rockets (3 years, $11.1M)
Gerald Green – Houston Rockets (1 year, $2.5M)
Mario Hezonjia – Portland Trail Blazers (1 year, $1.7M)
Best remaining free agents
Ivica Zubac – (R)
Patrick McCaw – (R)
Quinn Cook – (R)
Kelly Oubre Jr – (R)