Everyone has been absolutely hanging out for some basketball-related content to feast their eyeballs on ever since the coronavirus pandemic swept the globe.
But it appears the NBA’s first offering since games were called off was an absolute dumpster fire.
That’s according to the entire internet, with all of Twitter absolutely destroying the competition which was plagued by unwatchably grainy and laggy vision.
How’s this for a roasting:
H-O-R-S-E could not be worse. I gave it 5 min. Hard pass.
— JJ Redick (@jj_redick) April 12, 2020
I’d rather watch @BarstoolBigCat run fake plastic toy horses around a track in his 1 bedroom apartment. https://t.co/nWjZliauec
— JJ Redick (@jj_redick) April 12, 2020
Me immediately after turning on the HORSE competition. pic.twitter.com/jyodtZWSiO
— Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) April 12, 2020
me trying to watch this spotty wifi horse tourney pic.twitter.com/OijFfh6Whq
— SB Nation (@SBNation) April 12, 2020
Filming the HORSE competition like pic.twitter.com/uXQUKaDpl0
— FanSided (@FanSided) April 12, 2020
This HORSE game is so low tech it's hilarious.
— Detroit Bad Boys ☠ (@detroitbadboys) April 12, 2020
Thank the heavens that I do not have to write about this
— Chris Kirschner (@ChrisKirschner) April 12, 2020
The Blair Hoops Project.
— Adi Joseph (@AdiJoseph) April 12, 2020
HORSE is even worse than expected. There’s gotta be something better than this. Why not have players offer live commentary of classic games with breakdowns of key plays? Why not have better produced player-with-player convos like on IG Live? Anything but a laggy stream of HORSE.
— Kevin O'Connor (@KevinOConnorNBA) April 12, 2020
when the H-O-R-S-E tourney looks like it was shot on a Gameboy Color but at least there's basketball on pic.twitter.com/cYcUWvTOoc
— #Redraftables (@ringernba) April 12, 2020
I have played my nine year old in HORSE every day of the quarantine and I honestly think it would make better television than this HORSE tournament. (Related: I smoke him. No mercy in this dojo.)
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) April 13, 2020
folks, this is the grainiest video of HORSE since the groundbreaking 1877 chronophotographs of Leland Stanford's thoroughbreds pic.twitter.com/GwGyrKQ50Z
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) April 12, 2020
Chauncey Billups playing HORSE on 3G connection pic.twitter.com/W3UN4QlyXy
— Ahmed/Tinashe, Plz Notice Me (@big_business_) April 12, 2020
These dudes make millions of dollars but their HORSE footage looks like this pic.twitter.com/KmutWsj15U
— 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 (@Three_Cone) April 12, 2020