You can bet on almost anything these days, as bookmakers look to capitalise on our stupidity any way they can.
Now you can even bet on which NBA player will be the next to get caught with a burner account.
Check out the odds being offered at online sportsbook Bookmaker.eu, via ESPN’s Jeff Goodman.
Lonzo Ball +2000
JR Smith +4000
Rajon Rondo +6000
Demarcus Cousins +7000
Kyrie Irving +7000
Carmelo Anthony +7000
Draymond Green +8000
Kawhi Leonard +8000
Damian Lillard +8000
DeMarcus Cousins, who comes in with the fourth best odds, was quick to respond to the listing.
Nah I’ll say whatever I got to say face to face
— DeMarcus Cousins (@boogiecousins) June 7, 2018
Meanwhile, it would appear the bookies suspect Lonzo Ball’s youth will lead him to slip up, like another Lakers rookie who came before him, while JR Smith is always a safe bet to make a cock up of any kind.
Elsewhere on the list, Kawhi Leonard is a hilarious inclusion, given he hasn’t tweeted in almost three years.
Unless…there’s no activity on his official page because he’s on a burner account.
Ok, maybe not.
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